Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Gay dogs flock to Oregon park

What is this world coming to? Apparently, this "news" story reveals that the best place for your gay dog is to go to Jamison Square park in Portland, Oregon. Why is this news worthy? It's not.

The author drops the "F-bomb" and talks about his dog getting "down to business." Oh, no. This is just some soft porn for dogs. This is not news at all. The grammar is horrible. The article is just complaining about how his gay dog is not accepted into society in most places, including a gay bar.

I'm sorry, but it's a dog.

An example:
So keep saying how "progressive" Portland is, but until Sparkles can openly frolic with other gay dogs, I ain't buyin' one goddamn word of it. Not until my Sparkles can find some other gay dogs for some pumpin' action in the great, gay dog-friendly outdoors. Then, Sparkles can proudly announce--at his moment of climax, and in his adorable little yips and squeals--"I am queer! I am here! I am Sparkles!"

This is probably one of the worst articles I have ever read in my life. The end.

Rating: Walk the plank - twice over.


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